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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
hedjblogr
prokopetz

Before the Tumblr porn ban, I was getting untagged robot dick on my dashboard on a near-daily basis.

Now, I'm getting untagged clown girl inflation, often from the very same people who used to be all about robot dick.

It's not like I didn't know that banning porn never actually gets rid of the porn, it just makes the porn weirder, but I don't think I've ever seen that principle illustrated quite so starkly.

hedjblogr

untagged robot clown girl dick inflation is the obvious next step. I'm already creating horrors elsewhere, who wants to take this one

prokopetz

I know this almost certainly isn't what you're picturing, but I just had a vivid mental image of a robot whose pneumatic dick's compressor is on the blink, and the robot's clown girl partner attempting to remedy the situation by inflating the robot's dick with a bicycle pump.

hedjblogr

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it definitely wasn't, but this is far, far funnier, especially the part where the pump's hose comes free because the clown girl is going hog wild with the plunger and the robot flies around in the air propelled by the deflation of their dick making a comical fweeeeeeee sound

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[Image ID: Tweet from pea poopingirl @/PoopingIRL on 8/14/23 - i think the idea of a shady dwarven salesman selling "cheap" stuff to humans and laughing to himself like "heh it will only last one generation, those stupid idiots, how will they even pass it down to their kids" forgetting that one dwarf generation is like 4 human ones is funny. There's a black bar at the bottom with an iFunny watermark in the corner. End ID.]